Monday, January 5, 2009

Contest

I have writer's block.

I've been on here a few times, clicked "new post", and then just sat there. Do you really want to hear more about my puppy? Or what we ate for Christmas dinner? Or how I still don't have a job? Or my New Years resolutions? (I don't have any because I make excuses instead of reaching goals.)

Yeah, I didn't think so.

So hear I am unemployed, Hangin' with Mr. Pooper (Grizzly), my Christmas tree is still up because I can't reach the top branches to get the last 5 ornaments off, and I KNOW I'll feel like I did something today if I write a super awesome blog post (sad huh).

So I googled "blogging ideas". There were a lot. After 3 websites, I gave up because they are all lame, like "Make a post that incorporates in the title the word 'crossover'." Or "Dissect an argument in a post."

To my readers: What should I write about? Any pictures you'd like to see? Curious if I have any diseases or special talents? Want me to count my freckles? Want me to recommend something?

Whoever posts the best idea, I'll present you with a Major Award. It's gonna be awesome...comment away!

9 comments:

The Leonards said...

I think you should post pictures/videos of your awesome raptor impression or better yet please tell how you discovered that you could run like a raptor. What was that moment like and what possibly went through your head that made you suddenly think, "I can do that, watch me go!"

Livi said...

Make lists of stuff - your favorite stuff '08 movies or music aspirations top tens stuff like that

Monica&Kevin said...

Dude, I'm totally with you. Have you READ my blog lately? Lame-o! Plus, I have my little new year's resolutions but they sound silly out loud. I'll just keep them in my head for now ;) You're totally cute though, you could blog about anything and I'd find it entertaining.

Unknown said...

I think you should blog about how cool your sister is, how much you miss her and your amazing upcoming trip to NYC to visit her that you are planning. C'mon! You'll get free digs and nice, home-cooked meals...

Blaire said...

I love it when you find examples of really dumb products or people. You seem to have a knack for identifying the truly idiotic :)

Maybe the stupidest stuff of 2008 or you could do a regular feature weekly or monthly in case nothing exciting ever happens in your life :)

Just Kidding, you're super exciting!

Heather said...

I'm totally not trying to pressure you into having kids but I want to hear your top 10 favorite baby names.

Andrea said...

Wow--I like reading anything you write about. But, since that doesn't help, you could write about your wonderful adventures traveling to the bubble with two dogs roaming the car. If it wasn't very exciting, you can make up details to keep everyone entertained.

You could write about your dream vacation, or where you want to live.

You can write about that time you changed your first diaper (is that still the only one you've done?).

Hm, if I can think of anything really good, I'll let you know. I finally wrote a new post today. It's not really interesting, but it was what was on my mind. I'd love comments to help clear my mind of the Genesis filth. :)

Natalie said...

Okay, I would like to hear about how often you use the bathroom each day, and what was done in the bathroom each time.


JK

Jenni said...

Make up an imaginary child and start blogging about all of the funny/cute things he/she does/says all day long.