Oh my gosh oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!
Okay...this is going to be a really dorky post.
I love watching America's Next Top Model. Love that show. Sometimes when no one's looking, I try to do runway walks and "fierce" poses. Sometimes after watching the show I have these super random dreams where I'm ON the show.
I've seriously had these dreams like 10 times. I'll be getting judged on my poses and facial structure and freckles and paleness and other dumb things. Sometimes I get kicked off. And several times I've told the judges, YEAH, I'm short. But it's time for short models in this competition, Tyra (the host). If you're going to have plus-size models, you've got to have some short-size models.
And then I wake up.
So today I'm getting caught up on this cycle (season) and GUESS WHAT. My dreams have come true, you guys. Tyra announced that the next cycle will be for girls who are 5'7" and UNDER! FOR REAL SHE LISTENED TO ME IN MY DREAMS! You guys, I'm SUCH a nerd. My heart started beating all fast...it was the weirdest feeling.
That being said, pretty sure if you're going to be short you need to be 90 lbs, have perfect skin, and look good at all angles. I am not those things. And I'm pretty clueless (and don't care much) about what's fashionable these days, but I know I'm not IT. Tyra wouldn't like that. But I do have some killer ankles. Hahaha...
But how cool would it be to be all fierce and short and on the show?! AHHH!!!!
13 comments:
this is hilarious! she seriously announced that? you have some serious mind wave connection thing going on with tyra. and, ya you should probably try out. you would kick some major model booty :)
OK and THEN on another clip she said its for Cycle 13 and 13 may be a short girl's lucky number.
I was born on the 13th and it's my number! AHHH! This is so crazy.
I'm reviewing the eligibility requirements and I may have missed the deadline. You know.. not that I'm going to try out...
EEK!
Hil, TRY OUT!!!! It's your dream, and if you never try, you'll never know. Just do it.
I think you should try out! There might still be some tryouts leftover! You could be America's next top model!
You are so funny! You SHOULD try out!!! And you have fierce eyes, which would make for fierce poses. I always watch that show too! YAHOO for shorties!
Go for your dreams! This takes me back to the walking and poses you showed us over Thanksgiving. It's meant to be (unless you've missed the deadline, in which case, it's a heads up for the next "cycle" when they do shorties again).
Yeah, I think what will happen, is I'll watch this shorty cycle, and then depending on how much my heart flutters and how much I think I could actually survive, then I may seriously consider it for the next shorty cycle. Maybe. If they do it again.
I'm crazy.
LOL I'm cracking up reading this!! But seriously. You need to audition!! Let's go! You & me, we'll go. I'll show off my post- prego bod and flourescent white skin. K no but you're a shoe-in. shew-in? shoo-in. Anyway. GO FOR IT!! It's a sign!
I think you should try out now!!! How cool would it be if you were on ANTM! I would watch and cheer you on! I would totally apply but I don't think that they would let a pregnant "model" on the show.
Go Now! Try Now!
You should totally try out. A girl from my ward is applying too. You would do great!!
--Jamie
DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! I'm totally serious!!!
You would be a coward if you didn't!
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